• chris pratt: *blinks*
  • y'all: nut on me
In the end, it’s never what you worry about that gets you. Chuck Palahniuk, Guts (via wordsnquotes)

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It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire. Hank Moody (via psych-facts)

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Anonymous said: what drugs have you done


nice try mom

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Lana Del Rey circa 2007


I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

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Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges. potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

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